Erlon Chaves is probably the composer
of the 557th
Soundtrack of the Week,
music for Procura-se uma Virgem,
apparently a Brazilian soft porn movie. I say
"probably" because Chaves's credit is as arranger
and director of the Orquestra St. Moritz. If he
didn't also compose this music, I don't know who did.
The record kicks off with "Procura-se uma Virgem (prefixo) tema de abertura",
which I suppose means opening theme. It's a sunny, groovy, upbeat lounge number
with jazzy organ solos. Melody is handled by wind instruments and
the electric bass playing is noticeably strong. This gets reprised at
the end, so it's the first and last thing you hear on this record.
Next is "Procura-se uma Virgem (valsa) (duo cantate) and sure enough,
this is a jazz waltz version of the previous piece with a man and woman singing
the melody wordlessly as well as breaking into laughter and occasionally scatting.
The rhythm section gives it a great groove.
"Os Tres Ladrões" is a goofy sort of number that sounds like it could be for a
wacky comedy section or a children’s cartoon or something. It’s interesting to hear
the instruments in this combo
blended like this. It’s a versatile group. It's no surprise that we get a bossa nova on this loungey Brazilian soundtrack.
"Uma Velha Bossa" has a nice melody and everything but the drummer’s feel
is the star even though the organ and guitar take the solos. "Vamos Nos" starts with horns blaring and then kicks into a sick driving groove
with another melody like “Grilo”, just a few notes played a lot, over and over.
Also another great organ solo. After this comes "O Anjo E O Diabo", a
funk jazz piece with flute and organ handling the melody and
a piano solo as well as an organ solo. You might have expected a love theme of some kind and here it is:
"Tema de Amor". It's a very pretty tune sung by a female vocalist over a medium
tempo waltz groove, the organ creating harmonic foundations for her while the bass
player slinks around.
There’s a little bit of delicate piano soloing too. The only other cue is "Ba Õba Õba", whic has a
familiar Latin rhythm, though I don’t remember what it’s called. It’s at a
moderate tempo, very laid back and unhurried,
with the electric guitar and organ alternating being the main voice. 
2019 February 15 • Friday
For $1 you can get this reprint of What If #13, in which
we find out What If Conan the Barbarian Walked the Earth Today?
You can see a Star Wars poster in the background. While
this comic has a February 1979 cover date, the action takes place
in July 1977. Not only has Star Wars been in theatre for a
couple of months, Conan's sudden appearance in this different time
and place ends up causing the New York City blackout of 1977. Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson notice some of the fuss
Conan's presence causes but they don't do anything about it,
even though Peter is wearing his Spider-Man shirt.
The best part is that the big climactic fight takes place
in the Guggenheim. "Conan vs. modern art" is the sequel to "Tarzan vs. IBM that"
we'd all been waiting for.
This was surprisingly enjoyable and at only a dollar, the price was definitely right.
I'd never read any Conan before, not that I remember. And now I guess I sort of have.
2019 February 13 • Wednesday
In the movie The Man Who Cheated Himself (1950) Lee J. Cobb
has his hands full as a homicide detective trying to cover
a murder that's being avidly
investigated by his new partner who happens to be his younger brother.
While Cobb's character didn't commit the murder he did dispose
of the body and is trying hard to steer the police away
from the killer and to a suitable scapegoat. This is a stressful situation, naturally, and Cobb
has to keep his cards close to his chest, to borrow
a metaphor that the younger brother uses to refer to
Cobb in another context. And so, when you see Cobb reading a book in bed about halfway
through this story, it makes sense that he'd be
reading a book called Memories of a Poker Player.
At the climax of the movie he actually says that he's going to try a bluff, so this card game thread is deliberately woven throughout.
So deliberately, in fact, that it seems that this Memories of a Poker Player book was created just for this scene in this movie. As far as I can tell, no such book existed in 1950.
2019 February 11 • Monday
The 556th
Soundtrack of the Week is
a mixture of song and score, with Kenny Loggins
providing most of the former
and Johnny Mandel in charge of the latter, for the classic
comedy Caddyshack.
Kenny Loggins had a good run of movie themes back then:
Footloose, Top Gun and Caddyshack.
I'd never thought much about him before. He waw funny on Archer
when he showed up to play the "Danger Zone" song that had been
a running joke in the show. And I'd always liked the song
"Footloose" and can remember a few bits from the movie.
But when I saw Loggins on Live at Daryl's House
doing these songs live, I got really into them and
became a fan. (He tells the story of having
written a theme song for Flashdance
as well but wasn't able to sing it well enough because
he'd broken a few ribs so that one wasn't used
and ended his movie theme streak.)
He does sappy love songs, too, though, as the piano ballad
"Lead the Way" demonstrates. The song is nice but not really
special. It's a good showcase for Loggins's voice, a strong
and versatile instrument. Then there's "Make the Move", which starts out as
an extension of the "own heart beating" section from
"I'm Alright" and then takes the verse groove
from that song and adds different lyrics ("Make the move"
instead of "I'm Alright"). Mr. Loggins gets "funky" and frisky in "Mr. Night",
at least in the very beginning. Then it settles into
a fairly square but brisk and uptempo "rock and roll"
toe-tapping sort of song with some country seasonings.
It's not bad but "I'm Alright" is a really hard act to follow. After this comes the Journey song "Any Way You Want It".
Decent song but... there's nothing to say about this, is there?
If you've heard it you know everything you need to know about it.
If you haven't heard it, all you have to do is hear it and then you'll
know too. "There She Goes" by the power-pop band Paul Collins' Beat
comes next and this was a new one for me. I like it a lot,
it's driving and high-energy with a nice blend of instruments
and voices. And then we finally get some Johnny Mandel score,
though "Divine Intervention" is an intentionally obvious
pastiche of the famous "Ride of the Valkyries" and
doesn't have much to offer beyond that. Mandel's "Marina" is a bubbly lounge piece that has
to be source music for the upper crust and WASPy country club
where I presume this movie takes place. Then there's "Something on Your Mind" by Hilly Michaels,
an agreeably goofy and tongue-in-cheek overblown rock pop song. The record closes with another classical music pastiche by
Johnny Mandel, this time the 1812 Overture with drums
and synth and electric guitar and it's all pretty silly and probably works perfectly in the
movie.
2019 February 08 • Friday
When we picked up the November 1954 issue
of Esquire, our first thought was to
wonder why we had it in the first place.
The reason is that it had a Walter Tevis short story in it,
never published anywhere else as far as we know, and
it was even about pool hustlers. Also in that issue was a fairly longish biographical piece
about Red Norvo, this being a high point for jazz
as a popular cultural force.
Near the back of the magazine, the ads become much
smaller and somewhat more dubious: Half-price accordions,
.12 caliber pistols, various massage things, "a fireside
bikini" (velveteen with rhinestone initials of your choice). And then there's this one:
It could be for something totally innocent but, like we
said before, it seems dubious.
2019 February 06 • Wednesday
Here's another movie tie-in advertisement from
the November 1954 Esquire we were reading the other day.
John Payne is brought on board to sell tuxedos.
That ad tells the reader that Mr. Payne is co-starring in
Love Is a Weapon.. In November 1954 that was indeed the plan
but the movie itself wouldn't come out until May 1955,
by which time it had been re-titled Hell's Island.
(Other pre-release titles
were, apparently, Chubasco and The Ruby Virgin.
It also got re-released in 1962 as South Sea Fury.) Hell's Island, or whatever it's called, sounds like
a movie I'd like to see. According to Wikipedia, it also
got dragged into a Senate subcommittee hearing on juvenile
delinquency, in which the president of Paramount admitted
that the poster for the film was "very bad" and inexcusable.
So I guess the poster for this movie played some part in
warping impressionable young minds? If so, then nothing could be more irresponsible and dangerous than
posting an image of the Hell's Island movie poster
online, so here are four of them.
Juvenile delinquents ain't what they used to be, of course,
but none of these posters shows John Payne clutching a bathing suit-clad
Mary Murphy, which is the image described by Wikipedia in their item
on the Senate subcommittee hearing. So perhaps they meant one of the lobby cards and not the poster.
The one on top left does show clutching and a bathing suit.
2019 February 04 • Monday
The 555th
Soundtrack of the Week is
Elliott Sharp's music for Calling All Earthlings,
a documentary about a UFO cult of sorts.
The first piece is a groovy tune with a slippery melody
played on slide guitar, conjuring up images of the desert.
"Area 52" is a bluesy and minimalist piece that sounds like it's
played on a resonator guitar with a slide, perhaps exclusively.
The electric guitar creates the almost funky mood
of "Xaloc". At first it's almost entirely rhythm guitar
but then some other electronic noises come in
and add layers that expand the borders of the piece. "Harmoniously" has an agreeable sort of shuffle
played on the drums while dreamy guitar figures
float above the rhythm section, suggesting island
music or clouds. Other electronic voices
come in and give it an otherwordly feel. Bells announce the beginning of "The Builders",
which becomes a vehicle for horns and percussion.
It never really settles into a groove although
there are repeated figures and suggestions of rhythmic
and lyrical phrases. "The Slip" starts out as a straight rock instrumental,
but when the other instruments come in it's... what?
Some kind of space-age dub lounge piece maybe? Whatever
it is, I like it. Spirally electric guitar fingerings are the primary
voice in "Ifrit", in which the use of delays effectively
builds layers of sound. "Dry Gulch" sounds like it's a title, with
snaky slide guitar slithering over sparse drums and bass,
successfully evoking the aridity and wide open skies of the desert. Another case of honesty in titles comes with "Low Twang Clan".
Sharp's guitar does not sound like Duane Eddy here, though it
would be easy to say so. Low and twanging and reverby
it may be, but this has a different personality. It's
admirably restrained and lyrical and a good illustration
of how you can say a lot with a little. The next cue, "Kreuzy", is almost like a new wave instrumental,
with the drums pounding out a catchy beat, the bass
just playing a couple of notes here and there and different
electronic keyboard (I think) lines appearing and disappearing. "Niltsi" is conceptually similar to "Ifrit", though in a lower
register. "Zauberpilze" is like some kind of avant pop song
that could have come out of Germany in the '80s. Maybe.
There are weird vocal-like flutterings on top of
a cool drum beat and odd electronic lines. The feel of "Gila Monster" and "Dry Gulch" is expanded on
in the echoey electric guitar solo "Desert Visions". "This Is This" belongs to the category of "Kreuzy" and
"Zauberpilze", probably best described as some kind
of minimalist avant pop instrumental. Things get lush and multi-colored with the dreamy
and eccentric "Amphibious", which takes elements
of rock, jazz and blues but smears them together
into a gentle but brightly colored sonic image. After this comes an actual song with lyrics, "No Way Out",
kind of a country rock song on downers. "Horrors of La" is an instrumental with a psychedelic rock
feel to it and finally, "Twang Cloud", the last cue, is
a splendid desert piece with strong and vibrant guitar
chords billowing and swirling around.
2019 February 01 • Friday
A few days ago the weather app assured us that it would
feel like 1 degree Fahrenheit outside even
though the actual temperature was around 10.
And so we settled into our rocking chair and flipped through the November 1954 issue of Esquire magazine while sipping some bourbon.
Bourbon turned out to be exactly right, and not just for the usual reasons. There were ads for fourteen different whiskies or bourbons in this magazine, along with ads for fourteen other kinds of alcohol: various liqueurs and cordials, gin, brandy, cognac, rum, sherry and vermouth, even an ad for angostura bitters.
Another trend in advertising was the movie tie-in ad. Despite having seen Rear Window numerous times, probably even as many as ten times, we had never given much thought to Wendell Corey's shirts in that movie. In fact, perhaps since it's been several years since our last Rear Window viewing, Wendell Corey's entire presence in the film had slipped our mind. This is just one difference between 2019 and 1954, no doubt.
It's not just movies, either. When I saw this ad for pajamas that dragged in one of the stars of The Pajama Game, I assumed it was the movie. But that movie wouldn't come out until 1957 and the ad was relying on readers' familiarity with the Broadway musical, which opened in 1954.
And a classy mag like this even acknowledges the existence of opera!
The copy tells us that the woman in the picture is "lovely Metropolitan Opera soprano" Patrice Munsel. About the men who are boring to look at she is quoted as saying, "A little less monotony and a little more imagination in their choice of clothes would certainly make a big difference".
Some of us have been wearing the same black sweatpants and black shirt for the last three days...
